Being chatted up on Facebook by some boy who thinks its acceptable to say ‘u ok’ and ‘yh wuu2?’.
Making sure I put my point across I had a daughter by saying ‘giving my daughter a bottle at the moment’ and I get called a ‘milf’.
I’m sorry but some illiterate arsehole thinks it’s okay to call me a milf? I would never ever go anywhere near you! I have standards and morals. Plus only creeps are on Facebook at quarter to 5 picking up girls! Get to bed and learn to spell.
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3 months ago
Winnie the Pooh, A.A Milne
Promise you won’t forget me, because if I thought you would, I’d never leave.
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3 months ago
Christopher Robin, A.A Milne
You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
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3 months ago
Morning sex, his kisses taste like toothpaste. 💋
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3 months ago
